The care and feeding of clients versus animals
- When an animal asks for something they are clear about what they want. Bmwahhh “I want some of those apples on the other side of my fence” and if I give them the apple they don’t say "why did you do that I wanted the pear from your kitchen counter” they say “umm thanks” and rub their head on you…
- They are easy to schedule …they are there when I call them .. right where I left them.. I don’t have to leave them a voice mail and wait for them to call me back.
- Animals pay their bills on time I’ve never had a chicken say the eggs in the mail.
- They don’t bully me. If they do they don’t get dinner not the other way around.
- I don’t have to pretend to be nice to them.
- Animals can’t write e-mail.
- There cute.
- With animals the expectations and deliverables are very clear.
- Animals wait if I’m late.
- They can’t spell and don’t care that I can’t either.
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Jaye
oops. Nope, didn't work. still had to sign in.
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OMG, this is hysterical.
Love this post!!
thanks darlin... i made me feel MUCH better to write it : )
I love what you wrote about clients versus animals! All too true and funny! Isn't nature so perfect! Love You little sister, Bee
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