Wednesday, September 12, 2007

The care and feeding of clients versus animals

  1. When an animal asks for something they are clear about what they want. Bmwahhh “I want some of those apples on the other side of my fence” and if I give them the apple they don’t say "why did you do that I wanted the pear from your kitchen counter” they say “umm thanks” and rub their head on you…
  1. They are easy to schedule …they are there when I call them .. right where I left them.. I don’t have to leave them a voice mail and wait for them to call me back.
  1. Animals pay their bills on time I’ve never had a chicken say the eggs in the mail.
  1. They don’t bully me. If they do they don’t get dinner not the other way around.
  1. I don’t have to pretend to be nice to them.
  1. Animals can’t write e-mail.
  1. There cute.
  1. With animals the expectations and deliverables are very clear.
  1. Animals wait if I’m late.
  1. They can’t spell and don’t care that I can’t either.


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oops. Nope, didn't work. still had to sign in.

Anonymous said...

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chou-chou said...

OMG, this is hysterical.

Love this post!!

Clare Carver said...

thanks darlin... i made me feel MUCH better to write it : )

Anonymous said...

I love what you wrote about clients versus animals! All too true and funny! Isn't nature so perfect! Love You little sister, Bee